2/20/2016

Goldilocks's Painted Bath

Original design
Roberta Gordon-Smith
I moved into my 21-foot Winnebago Warrior late last fall.  It's my third RV-home in 5 years. My first was a 16-foot Layton travel trailer, which I discovered I couldn't safely tow because of poor depth perception. I traded it for a 33-foot Bounder motorhome; a beast, but a roomy beast.  I anticipated lengthy visits from Mom in 'Jersey, but she can no longer travel so I must go to her.

Third time's proving a charm. In my continuing effort to turn these sow's ears into silk purses, I began with my tiny bathroom.  I figured if I could no longer live in the tropics at least I could pretend while taking care of business.
1992 Winnebago Warrior

This post is not a detailed how-to but what is possible. I taught myself to paint in my late '30s (now 59-and-holding, with arthritic hands), so first thing to do is get rid of the idea that you can't paint this-or-that.  Sure you can.  As any artist worth their salt will tell you, some of our best work comes out of "Oops!"

El Muelle, la Parguera, PR
My first paid commission
Following 9/11, earning a living as an artist in Puerto Rico required inventiveness, so I painted anything I could find on an island without second-hand shops to speak of.  When the supermarket owner asked if I could paint a grapevine on the wall outside his new liquor department I said YES without having ever painted a grape.  You get better at things.

Ruff Life 2008
Took 9 years to
finally paint her hull
Teaching also helped keep me afloat.  My painting classes were centered around tried-and-true methods from my School of Hard Knocks, and I practiced on any surface I could find on 33-foot trawler Ruff Life, my midlife crisis home. It wasn't until I ordered 10 books for $1.00 that I found three fabulous muralist/decorative artists and their Book Club entries: